Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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Top comments
ian3866 12
Awesome dad
IllestRated 17
At least daddy loves you, he just doesn't want you to get hurt.
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Comments (48)
Silly_Lilly6969 23
He's just doing his fatherly duty
SqueakyChipmunk 22
A proper male would have looked your dad in the eyes as he fu--kissed you, establishing his dominance. Your dad was protecting you from weak men.
colombiatti 14
Soo Alpha brah
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Apparently you guys thought I was serious.
PattonGilette2 18
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imbedderdenu 23
That's what Dads are supposed to do. It stinks I'm sure. But that's a good Dad.
expectcriticism 13
Dads are not supposed to threaten every guy that likes his daughter that's just ridiculous. He's supposed to be supportive and advise her as necessary and be there if she gets hurt but blocking her from every guy she could've dated, if she wanted to, does not make him a good father. That's just taking 'protective' too far.
FMLL2016 16
Leave it to the dad's to **** block!
cyttex 13
It's probably for The best, workplace relationships are generally A no no plus his boss is your dad which if your relationship ended poorly his job could have been on the line.
kenny26f 19
I've been there before. My brother did the same thing when he was part of a youth group and I was coming out to visit quite a lot. I feel your annoyance OP!
thomcmoore 23
Were you dating your brother? How does you visiting him fit into this?
SMHsohard 22
#34-you really don't get it? He was going to the youth camp outings, ostensibly to visit his brother, but in reality to meet girls. Brother probably whispered a few choice words to the girls, effectively **** blocking him. Dear Jebus, I'm old and I didn't need it spelled out for me!
thomcmoore 23
Ugh...nurses...
thomcmoore 23
Wow, Jebus, you're old AND a bitch.
DanielleinDC 34
Your dad clearly has boundary issues. It's one thing for a man to tell guys to treat his daughters right, but to threaten them? Meanwhile, he wouldn't give a whit of concern if it were his son. Hope it's not too late for you two, OP.
SuperStormCindy 8
Well, at least he cares?
EdenCrystal 21
I would have a talk with your dad about that. I understand that he just wants to "protect you", but you need to make your own decisions in life and if they end up being mistakes- you learn from them. Your dad should allow you to be romantically involved with someone, now that you are/almost are an adult, you can take the responsibility of protecting yourself; he does not need to do it for you and should not be doing for you. Make sure he knows that he is stepping out of line when he personally interferes with your life like that. Good luck to you!