Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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Top comments
ian3866 12
Awesome dad
IllestRated 17
At least daddy loves you, he just doesn't want you to get hurt.
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Comments (48)
PurelyCanadian 18
At least it's probably not too late to rekindle a relationship if he's talking to you now. :)
Kergami 18
You know I read FML's like this and by instinct I say that the father's should give space, but at the same time I realized that when I do have a daughter I'm going to feel the exact same way and be super over protective of her.
Axel5238 29
Dating your coworkers more often than not is a bad idea. When a relationship with a coworker ends it does usually in the worst way. The old phrase "don't eat where you shit" comes to mind. If your dad was his boss it could get complicated if he had to discipline him. There is enough on the internet and books relationships available to know that dating co-workers and friends is generally a bad idea. Fml is filled with stuff about bad relationships with co-workers or friends dating that didn't end well.
juwannaman 11
Wow that really sucks
tjw1616 21
ahh fatherly love ^_^
coppersmith 13
Your dad went around threatening his subordinates in office to keep off you. That's doing personal work in office time. Totally unethical! Complain about him to his boss.
ea247 20
Well maybe now you two can go out since he doesn't work for your dad anymore
svsierra6 5
lmao
CattiniThePanini 14
At least you have a Dad to protect you. some others do not. Even if it is a bit overprotective he is just trying to do what he thinks is best for you OP.
weveallbeenthere 30
work and romance do not always work, good for your dad. bad for you.