Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
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starquality 7
did it taste good? ;)
Niki0308 0
Did he call you into the office to do the same thing to him?!? *wink wink nudge nudge*
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Comments (163)
beccapurple 0
haha(:
jonan1212 5
THE HELL IS THAT YOUR PROFILE PiC!?!?
dirtyblond 4
OH MY! That must've been so awkward.... :O
sterlingarcher 1
oh boy..
nalia18 8
78 she was prob thinking of down below and why the f would u use that as a profile pic
chuckychan 8
sounds like you made a new friend
chuckychan 8
sounds like you made a new friend
RealityChecker 0
First! And YDI!
IBeDantastic 0
fail.
RealityChecker 0
YDI. Don't play dares like that, you're bound to lose sometime.
Mpsteve13 7
pounding out aggression turned into obsession cannot kill the battery!
aLaNx431O 0
Haha win.
spanelli 16
Cannot kill the family Battery is found in me Battery Battery Thrashing all deceivers Mashing non-believers Never ending potency. Metallica.<3
Expertfail 0
..what?
seekndestroy 3
WTF do metallica lyrics have to do with this FML, and how is this a win?
ASHLEYbcddd 0
56, I was thinking the sammee thing!
Finn_the_human 5
Next time choose truth.
sterlingarcher 1
56? I don't see a 56 .. lol
fatgirllovesfml 0
I have been fired from my job because of my Facebook profile picture.(same as this one on FML)
aquariusangel420 0
HAHA WIN LOL
teddy4nyy 13
haha good luck this month
mygreenhoodie 0
why tf does your boss have an "employee" of the month award?
Bano360 25
That's such a biased award then.
bitchslapped22 14
perhaps it was given before he became the boss?
iloveboyswittats 10
just because he is her boos doesn't mean there aren't people above him too
starquality 7
did it taste good? ;)
kayla09er 0
heyy
AnagenisisZagus 13
HIIIIII. Go home.
sloppyflow 1
hiii. I am home
FrescoLove 10
hiiii I'm home whacking off
IBeDantastic 0
lol! kinky
DavLynn 4
if he's not your boyfriend then why exactly did you put it up there for?
skitzofreniks 5
because maybe she doesn't have a boyfriend, and she thought it would be funny. you ma'am, have zero sense of humor.
LaughterofCorn 4
its a guy...
erikaa1123 4
he could be gay?
skitzofreniks 5
maybe, but I said "she" before checking the gender.
Kyze_Ninja 10
the boss could be a girl you never know unless they put more info in their fmls
KiddNYC1O 22
100- They're talking about the OP...
tona01 16
also a man...
deathtrap 0
it was a dare. read much?
MegamiKaosu 28
130... you had me staring for sooooooooooo long... you use the same pic as me for my fb
DavLynn 4
Wow, sorry geez I understand they're "trying" to be funny but everyone has Facebook and you never know who'll see it, and not everyone knows its a joke. Has anyone ever heard of being gay?
Uncouth 0
Let's clarify! if you observe the top oft corner of the OP, you see the little blue Mars symbol, indicating the OP must be male! Combine that with actually reading the post, and you notice "licking HIS employee blah blah." Hopefully this prevents any further failure at life for the duration of this post.
TheCheyenneMorga 3
Maybe he'll be flattered?
ACMX721 4
'Today i found one of my employees on facebook... her display picture is of her licking my employee of the month picture. FML.'
Haydenob 0
hahaha you loser