Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I crashed my brother's car. All my friends know about this and not a single person has ask if I'm OK, even my dad and brother don't seem to be worried about me. Only my mother and I are sad because I don't know how to pay for a new car, the old one is in pieces. Thank god I'm alive but maybe dead would've been better. FML
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
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extremereviews 26
Well we know who the favorite is
GhostFox 34
Your mom's priorities are a tony, just a little, completely ******.
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GhostFox 34
Your mom's priorities are a tony, just a little, completely ******.
extremereviews 26
Well we know who the favorite is
awildwhisper 30
Berate your brother back and make him pay you back, even if it takes years.
Exaspera 55
Sounds as if your Mom has been playing situations like this for a long time.
Vanessa Ramirez 6
Yea id make the Lil shit get a part time job and pay for it all. If your mom protests than she better pay for it.
circean 5
Look up parental narcissism. I was blamed for my 15 year old sister getting pregnant while I was living in another country. I feel for you. I hope insurance will help.
Arashikage 18
Wait what? How the flying platypus ******** is that your fault
Brightbulb 40
Maybe you Mom needs to learn that you having to file a claim on your insurance is going to haunt you for years on your premiums, insurance consumer score and, and even your consumer credit history. I wouldn't let it be water under the bridge either, she made the decision to let your brother use it, he made the decision to run it into the garage. While you made neither decision, and you are the only one losing anything in this. Make them both feel like doody for this, and I would try and get some reimbusement from them, at least for you deductibles.
Verscharren 5
your mother is a moron. ffs
Medhavi Gupta 6
Trust me everyone with siblings has to go through this phenomenon. It's global and sort of embedded into all parents' dna
campdude90 15
Bring mom and brother to psychotherapy, and make sure mom pays the bill.