Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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Top comments
1DisGR8 32
Okay that sucks but did you really have to put the spare in a sex toy drawer? Shouldn't you have put it somewhere more accessible?
omgbrainZ_fml 24
maybe ask a friend for a ride home :)
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Comments (123)
Hop6e 22
I understand. I really, sadly understand.
strike2867 13
A. Why were the keys in there? B. Why couldn't you ask someone for a ride home? C. I've walked over 12 miles in a day, it's not hard. You just need to have comfortable shoes.
makeupmymind 14
Why not just call a friend or a taxi? Or even have your child come to pick you up?
FalloutScrolls 25
Gettin' that cardio done, on the bright side.
Sonata90 26
Why didn't you cab home?
phreaker913 21
why would you keep it there? unless hou have some sort of locksmith fetish?
gilligan_isle 6
On the positive side at least you have enough sex toys to fill a drawer???
arano 29
Most auto insurance policies come with roadside assistance that can get your keys out for you...
platypus546 24
So you were going to have your kid walk 12 miles instead?
ThongWarrior 17
Taxi?