Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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Top comments
1DisGR8 32
Okay that sucks but did you really have to put the spare in a sex toy drawer? Shouldn't you have put it somewhere more accessible?
omgbrainZ_fml 24
maybe ask a friend for a ride home :)
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Comments (123)
carlorr17 2
What are taxis??
Slothman102 11
You made the right choice.
justash12 10
It might be a good idea to put the toys in a travel bag or something or move the key to a different spot.
fmlsams 27
Even if your oldest had brought it to you, wouldn't he/she have had to walk the 12 miles to get to you? Sounds like somebody's walking either way - might as well be you!
ralphnader 13
You made the right call. Turn the experience into a reason to go on more walks together while staying in shape.
criley221 19
Time for a new place for spare keys! Why so secretive in the first place?? :)
watermelon_bae 15
You probably need to put your keys in a different drawer then....
Amranih 20
next time remember there is something called taxi
mrBearBear 11
Why would you keep them with your sex toys? and I'm guessing they would've had to drive to get you so why didn't you just call them for a ride? or take the bus? or call a lock smith to open the door?
raphael1123 13
Taking the bus would've been an option, or taking an Uber.