Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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1DisGR8 32
Okay that sucks but did you really have to put the spare in a sex toy drawer? Shouldn't you have put it somewhere more accessible?
omgbrainZ_fml 24
maybe ask a friend for a ride home :)
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Comments (123)
Saraishi 25
At least you still have your dignity?
TheSophster 10
Bus or taxi?
Paladeus 9
I'd have preferred busting the window or, considering it's one of the things they do, call the police and ask them to help you get back in. As long as you're insured, have a valid photo ID and can prove you own it right away, you're golden.
nerdistheword123 12
Oooooor you could ask him to come pick you up.
clicker2 10
If they were old enough to drive to get to you, which I assume they would be otherwise they'd have a 12 mile walk, why not just ask them to come and get you? I mean, that is all they'd be doing if they dropped off keys and then you wouldn't have had to walk. You could have said you didn't know where the spare keys were and could they pick you up.
tjones_95 4
Locksmith? A cab?
Teamk09 13
I know this will get downvoted but I've taken 3 20 mile hikes and I've been fine year I was sore AF after but I recovered
KayleeFrye 39
What a stupid place to leave spare car keys.
infernap000 7
why not take a cab or bus?
orionjy 9
So if your oldest could bring the keys to you why didn't you just have him pick you up and then you get the keys and he drives you back! ?