Today, my husband says money is tight. Apparently, we can’t afford new shoes for our son who is going back to school next week and we barely have food in the pantry and fridge, yet he pays $19.99/month for an OnlyFans subscription. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my unemployed-for-a-decade husband is out buying new dress shoes while I'm struggle to pay for the household bills and food all by myself. He can’t understand why I’m irritated. FML
Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML
Today, I finally realized my husband sees our son and I as more of a financial burden than actually wanting to provide for us. Well, now what the fuck do I do? FML
Today, my husband is such a tight-wadded cheapskate that his idea of “taking the family out” is going to Costco to try all the samples. PS: Yes, I work too, so he’s not the only “provider", he’s just cheap and boring as all hell. FML
Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
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LieutenantDimwit 9
Leave the guy 😭😭😭
Hangryko 32
The F? Tell him he cancels it or he's out.
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LieutenantDimwit 9
Leave the guy 😭😭😭
Hangryko 32
The F? Tell him he cancels it or he's out.
sirrubberduckie 37
Maybe he'll find it easier to come up with money when a court is ordering him to pay child support and alimony.
FluffythePink 23
Sit down and write a list of the pros and cons of having this deadbeat in your and your child's life. I'm betting that the cons will be a lot longer than the pros... As everyone else is saying, when p0rn is more important to him than his child's welfare then YOU have some serious decisions to make. Especially if he's paying for chats and cam time on top of the subscription. That makes him a cheating deadbeat and a toxic example for your son. It's up to you as to how good a mother you decide to be to your child 🤷