Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML
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coklara 15
Better now then later...or else his girlfriend would be really disappointed.
cutycat136 28
Where would he have even gotten the idea that that's what it was?
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Comments (97)
Rosebudx 32
Wait, that's not how it's supposed to work? How else do you keep from getting pregnant with an STD?
xluciferx666 21
Are you serious? I have been doing it wrong this whole time? So many good spoons lost in the line of duty...RIP my friends
alexlots 20
Gross
simply_chan3l 13
Yikes. I think you may have saved your brother from writing his own FML.
sunny354wi 8
Glad there's no such thing as"sporking"!
seninaa 27
common misconception
majesticprincess 19
Maybe he isn't ready for sex yet .... Lol
barlos88 19
Kids today...
Zebediabolical 45
Does that mean that eggbeating doesn't actually have anything to do with an egg beater?
janfleury 19
Good thing he had you to set him right. That could of been a very strange moment for he otherwise.
jryan2 16
Yeah, *wanna spoon? Yeah, lemme go get a spoon. Her:WTF why would you need a spoon? Him:... To clean it?* explanation ensues