Today, my wife yelled at me to "just stick it up her ass already." No, not for anal sex, it was a suppository she got from the doctor. This is the closest I’ve been to sex in two years, since she decided we were done having sex and won’t even explain why when I ask. We’re only in our 30s. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife insisted we try anal until we “got it right”. Well, she complained through the whole thing, wouldn’t let me quit, blamed me when I inevitably did orgasm and she didn’t, and then moaned about how it stings and needing a shower. I don’t even like anal, it’s not my thing at all. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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Chazzster 32
(1) See a lawyer (by yourself), the initial consultation is usually free. Then you will understand the probable cost of a divorce. That will help you decide your next step. (2) Consider marriage counseling. You have very serious relationship problems.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Dude, if you stay with someone who clearly does not respect you then it's on you. She can't force you to stay with her. Make your own happiness
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Chazzster 32
(1) See a lawyer (by yourself), the initial consultation is usually free. Then you will understand the probable cost of a divorce. That will help you decide your next step. (2) Consider marriage counseling. You have very serious relationship problems.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Dude, if you stay with someone who clearly does not respect you then it's on you. She can't force you to stay with her. Make your own happiness
RichardPencil 32
Place the suppository in her ass, then push it way in with your dick. She'll never see it coming.
protoskore 27
going by common online knowledge, there are 3 major possibilities. 1. she's asexual 2. she has a hormonal or other medical problem that's killed her s*x drive 3. she's getting it outside the home and has no need for it from you, making you a convenient roommate who pays her bills