Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML
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coklara 15
Better now then later...or else his girlfriend would be really disappointed.
cutycat136 28
Where would he have even gotten the idea that that's what it was?
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Comments (97)
bebared 12
Damn. So I've been doing it wrong?
bezserk 4
lol i admit after 28 years of assuming spooning was sexual i just realized its something ive always loved doing... but then i learned about forking
Kicks23142 5
where the **** do kids hear these retarted things lol
burnforeternity 30
That was something you should have had your parents do