Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I decided to practice putting a condom on with my mouth. Then my roommate walked in on me using my mouth to roll a condom onto a banana. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my father pulled me aside as I was heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said, "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your shorts pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML
Today, I found out the hard way, that yes, a condom can break. Also, that sometimes when it does, your boyfriend won't say anything until you start having morning sickness. FML
Today, I learned that when someone is choking you don't do the "hymen maneuver", you do the "heimlich maneuver". I was corrected by my girlfriend's parents. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
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FD929 0
Congrats on your future child. I hope you make enough at Burger King to afford it.
yukonesian 0
you should have said 'condom sense' ah boom cha!!
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Comments (142)
paramorefan125 0
WOW fukken smartass
iwillgo 0
Okay so FML is supposed to be where people can express bad things that have happened in their lives who are all of you to judge? Ya maybe it was his first time so what! Why do all of you have accounts? So you can tell the world the retarted things you have done or things that have happened to you. If you do not like what people post dont read it. Its that simple... get on with your lives if all you can do is dis people you don't know your more pathetic than him for breaking his rubber at least he tried to use one. lol.
CaRoLlo727 0
hahs true
gunnar7240 0
Wait so are you bitching about other people bitching? How about you man up and not be a ******.
theelysium 0
seriously! At least he's getting pussy!
Zebracat 9
Ranny Ranny Ranny
GattaForte 0
Mm, been there. My boyfriend and I didn't know this for one of our first times and let's just say... thank god for birth control... or else I'd be FMLing too...
Charlotteeexx 0
okay... I don't get it.
ChloFX 0
.. what the hell is the matter with you guys?
AmyLu 0
you dont pinch it like dig your nails in you just squeeze the air out of the tip with two fingers. God. I knew that at like 12:L
leilagee 5
You're cool. Stay in school... Please!
jdbabe 0
I think you're all idiots for fighting about something so stupid.
monkeyluvz 7
Condoms are over rated anyways... just put like 3BC pills in the girls drink and lose the condom. Feels better without it anyways :)