Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Like a motherfuckin boss!
sp4ksu_fml 4
well maybe the teacher should lighten up a bit and stop crampin styles...
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guitgod1 11
You're son might have chosen a better way to say it but good for him. Teachers should not use their position of authority to impose their beliefs on impressionable young people, shame on him for doing so.
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Ahahaha that's hilarious, but real talk: If you want to make an A in the class, you gotta do what the teacher wants. I've had professors that are totally anal about certain details that I personally thought was dumb, but I sucked it up and did it anyway.
Kdawgg01 2
Epic!
joee182 3
I woulda applauded him at the end of his speech haha
YOUareALLretards 1
Lemon_phat, what the hell does "well never know" mean? Is that some kind of stupid person slang?
gpd_deputy_1 6
Haha I think he's awesome! Well, he will probably end up in prison one day, but until then, definitely awesome.
alxdakid 11
as a lawyer I can say that political free speech is actually one of the most heavily protected rights and if the teacher chose for his/her students to invoke this right, then it falls on them to bear the consequences of that action the political correctness of their expression should therefore be covered by either the constitution if u are are in Australia, the amendments of the constitution if you are in the US or the bill of rights itself, or alternatively by the common law if you are in a common law related country and they owe your son/ daughter an apology.
theevilduchess 12
Wow, I just had some heavy legal knowledge dropped on me. Dig it!
Feklfekl2222 32
Can I suggest not showing your clients that profile pic, it won't quite fill them with confidence.
Feklfekl2222 32
Oh you've changed it
chels1994 11
I wish I was there to hear that
crazycrystal 4
Love love love ur son !!!!
luna4545 4
Talk to the principle. My mom bitched out my high school assistant principle and principle many times because of the stupid reasons I got in school suspension or detention...ex: wearing school spirit pajama pants to school that the school sold.
xStaciexLynnx 15
That's because you can't wear pajama pants to school, you twit.
rubberduckie72 4
luna i am forever at the school for my son because he is very intelligent and tends to correct teachers when they are wrong and likes to ask qiestioms that stump the teachers and overwelm the class when he is bored. he is now in independent AP Study for two of his classes.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Rubberduckie- no offense but I don't think being too intelligent is luna's problem...