Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Like a motherfuckin boss!
sp4ksu_fml 4
well maybe the teacher should lighten up a bit and stop crampin styles...
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Karma_apoc 8
It's illegal for teachers to even tell students about their political standings, much less make them write about the one they themselves (as in the teachers) opinion of politics.
rightsaidred 3
It's not illegal. Unethical, yes. But not illegal.
supaisu 0
D4V3 1S TH1S YOU?
xStaciexLynnx 15
The only way this is an FML is because you raised your son to think it's okay to do something like that. You can give your opinion without being vulgar about it. Also, chances are if he ended a presentation like that he also acts that way every day and that was a 'last straw' situation from him being an idiot in class. I could be wrong but I've never seen a good student stand up in the front of the class and curse at the teacher...
rubberduckie72 4
some teachers are idiots. one at my sons school told the class world war two should have never happened it could have been solved peacfully. seeing how u said the teacher bitched you out he must be there king. good for your son he had a right to voice his opinion too. maybe not in such language, but still i geuss he wanted to make sure his point was taken
bizarre_ftw 22
See, I agree with you and normally I don't bother with grammar nazism, but given your comment touches upon the stupidity of teachers - and therefore speaking highly of your own intelligence - I find it sad you said "there" and "geuss"
Kolden 11
That's awesome.
ikickgingers 15
I am a firm believer that to oppose of something you need to have knowledge of your opposition. If I'm con I'll take the pro. Not always fun... However it does give you better insight. Although I am quite vulgar ... it is just bad form in a institute that's goal is to educate.
ilikeemsmall 4
I like your kid! He's strong enough to stand up to a teacher and challenge him while most kids follow along thinking that the teacher is always right.
ObsessedWithMe 13
OP, your son, is indeed a definite win. By FYL. congrats
lishajoy777 14
HAHAHAHAHAHAH That freaking made my day! I salute him ahahahahahaha
kareltje 17
Your son is going to be a great politician when he grows up :D