Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Like a motherfuckin boss!
sp4ksu_fml 4
well maybe the teacher should lighten up a bit and stop crampin styles...
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champjb 0
LIKE A BOSS
mattorama 15
Teacher deserves to be slapped by pushing his political views on kids. His job is to teach, not recruit for his political party.
j_cat187 20
My instructor would mindfuck him to the point that he couldn't speak
wherzthebooz3 3
Your son is winning straight up like a rockstar from mars hahahaha
Tiecho 4
Regardless of what the teacher did, the students response was inexusable. Teach ur som better respect for authority-
iwadasn 33
I agree. If your son disagrees with something, he should learn to express that disagreement in a mature and civilized way.
iwadasn 33
It sounds like you're not getting the whole story here. The teacher probably set up a debate where first everyone argues in favor of the conservative view and then everyone argues in favor of the liberal view, or vice versa. Almost all government/social science classes do that to force students to really look at the pros and cons of both sides.
bubo_fml 11
I'd be like, "way 2 go Son! I'm proud of you!" Then, take him down to the local bar & brag to all the fellas about how my boy don't take no shit. Eventually, we'd get drunk & wind up in the bathroom w/a hooker to share between us...Much better than bonding by watching "Silent Hill."
rroxie124 5
OP, your son is a boss.(:
mario3584 0
Ya cause if a student said that you were cramping his motherf*cking style you would give him a bowl of ice cream
Ash24 6
Kick ass conclusion!!!! So owned!!!