Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Today, my landlord sent me a text asking me to please keep it down because our loud Wednesday night sex sessions are disturbing other tenants in the building. Wednesday is my night shift every week so my wife is home alone, or at least I thought she was. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML
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Top comments
SirWhatsHisFace 0
this is bad how? you informed her that her husband is a cheating bastard. its better for her to find out now than years down the road.
LemonLala 0
aww... poor girl
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Comments (305)
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should have quietly stayed at your place and masturbated to the sounds of the other couple going at it. But, nooooooooo, you had to go and whine about it. Now you have to go on the Internet and download your own flapping material that is contrived and passionless.
greatwyt 0
i would call this.... a win
CrypticHatchet 0
everything perdix says is a win
Action_Bastard 0
What this man does with words is what Bill Maher does with politics...you, my good sir, are a crafty artist.
Zebidee 9
I think of him more as a cunning linguist.
justsayfuck 5
That's one approach of interpreting the FML, I however thought the FML was that the OP feels like he 'caused' the crying of the woman because of his note. Otherwise she hadn't found out yet. So he feels bad about it, instead of bothered. Interesting how people interpret FML's differently.
EyeBTrollin 1
fake, you copied this from why did i get married 2
boopityboppity 11
*Pulls off sunglasses and smashes them* Why must I keep doing this?
boopityboppity 11
She and the "husband" both, 34.
oldenuff2party 3
that's ****** up. my dad cheated too. and it's important for the wife to fid out.
dezzyfknbanana 0
you did the right thing though :P
Aareez 0
I woulda had sex even louder.... #just saying
LauraElaineC 0
Why does no body have any respect for anyone else anymore?
christian50 0
haha you did a good deed
tantrum4pres 0
seriously you shouldn't feel bad at all it's good the woman found out.