Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my residents was having super loud sex. I'm an RA in a college freshman dorm, and I had to knock on her door and tell her to quiet down. I hate to be a cock-block, but she woke multiple people up, myself included. I live 4 doors down the hall from her. FML
Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML
Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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shannon2348 14
So you are not able to tell the difference between thinking something and saying it loudly enough that it can be heard through a wall? I don't understand how that can be. ydi
turnabouttrial 21
that's one of the nicest moves he could have picked to handle the situation, tbh, good on you for having a neighbor who actually considers your situation
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jbuckets_404 39
LOL! Next time inquire quietly about a three-some? ;-)
shannon2348 14
So you are not able to tell the difference between thinking something and saying it loudly enough that it can be heard through a wall? I don't understand how that can be. ydi
turnabouttrial 21
that's one of the nicest moves he could have picked to handle the situation, tbh, good on you for having a neighbor who actually considers your situation
mfranks19891989 10
That’s sucks but at least your neighbor is nice enough to say he will be more quite next time and not trying to be one of those noisy neighbor.
J15237 25
Hey at least your neighbor said they were sorry. Don't be jelous they were getting some and you cant.