Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Today, my landlord sent me a text asking me to please keep it down because our loud Wednesday night sex sessions are disturbing other tenants in the building. Wednesday is my night shift every week so my wife is home alone, or at least I thought she was. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML
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Top comments
SirWhatsHisFace 0
this is bad how? you informed her that her husband is a cheating bastard. its better for her to find out now than years down the road.
LemonLala 0
aww... poor girl
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Comments (305)
mrsmcscruggs 5
OUCH!
syedlink27 0
ydi your one of the reasons behind her crying
voveraite 7
And you're one of the reasons grammar should be taught a bit more in schools.
GlaoigharAirm 0
Poor gal, at least now she might pull a Lorena Bobbit and BAM no more loud sex =D
imright24 0
How is this an FML? Not everything is about you and certainly not your neighbor cheating on his spouse.
lsk91 3
this is a f.her life if you ask me...
bigredmonkeybutt 30
WTF? Unless they're breaking noise ordinances they don't have to do shit. If you don't like their noise crank up some music. You should feel bad. Your anonymous note just broke up a wonderfully happy couple. Happy?
Cinn_fml 23
The OP knew they didn't HAVE to do anything, hence why she slipped them a note rather than attempting to call in authorities. It's called consideration for your neighbours. And, they weren't a happy couple if one of them was cheating, they were lying, and that's just attempting to cover up any 'unhappiness'.
5t3ff1k4h 47
223- Let me get this straight, then. You'd rather your SO cheat on you with someone else, just so long as you don't know about it? You would rather compete against your neighbours to see who can be the loudest, and potentially get in a lot of crap for it? You... fail.
schalk 12
Not a bad idea actually, crank up some Cradle of Filth and see if they can still keep going :)
1337chick 4
Cradle of Filth FTW!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
247 - Did you read the other half of my comment, per chance? The first part... you know... the one you had to skim over before reading the latter half?
Sleekhope 0
Infidelity... is very disturbing.
peepss 0
good job(: the wife deserved to know
SubjectX 0
how is this a fml? your neighbors are ******* going to be quiet now.
breenntt 0
OMG. that much of been so awkward for yoou. = but I don't think yoou deserve it.