Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Today, my landlord sent me a text asking me to please keep it down because our loud Wednesday night sex sessions are disturbing other tenants in the building. Wednesday is my night shift every week so my wife is home alone, or at least I thought she was. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML
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Top comments
SirWhatsHisFace 0
this is bad how? you informed her that her husband is a cheating bastard. its better for her to find out now than years down the road.
LemonLala 0
aww... poor girl
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Comments (305)
that1guy95 0
Don't see how this is fml...more like fhl
Veegulkz 6
wow. it's ok. at least she knows. and her husband apparently didn't have the balls to tell er he was having an affair. you did good
_mystique_ 0
omg OP you just busted her hubby lol!! poor wife tho, but you did the right thing.
yummycupcakegirl 0
awww :(
ianarmstrong 0
hahahahaahahahahaahaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha thanks for making my day :)
SkullCanddi 0
Cheaters Suck c):
SDMF 0
FHL
FootballFreak4 3
Because people still do those jokes thinking they're hilarious. I'm pretty sure they aren't though.
FYLDeep 26
They brought it on themselves.
sophiamichelle 0
you spelt neighbor wrong. just thought id say that(:
nerdsgetmehot 23
#81 Wrong. OP is from the UK, so she spelt it the correct way...
CinnamonBunny 16
I was going to say the same thing, but #83 beat me to it. Damn Americanisation.
Cinn_fml 23
Yeah, we feel the need to put unnecessary u's in everything. Neighbour, colour, favour, mould... I could go on, but I see no point. :P
boopityboppity 11
It's "Americanization," 86! I'm proud of that one. You don't have to like it; this one is for me.
boatkicker 5
Favour? That one I didn't know.
ghoti_fml 0
Americanisation. Favour. Neighbour. We love the letter U and hate the letter Z.
schalk 12
In South Africa we use -our as well. Australians also have their own way of spelling certain things. Anyone else noticed this pattern lately on FML? Troll, vent, troll, vent...
sophiamichelle 0
well I'm from the US so I guess I wouldn't know but I never understood why some people spelt it colour and not color.
Cinn_fml 23
Not getting at you or anything, but the internet will help explain things like that. :)