uh-oh
Sydney, Australia
Uh oh
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mojosahomo
Salt Lake City, United States
Thanksssss
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
Anonymous
West Chester, United States
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML
nattnatt73
Marion, United States
Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML
Who's your daddy, snake girl?
I have had it with these mf snakes on this mf plane! Everybody strap in!
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for refusing to have anything to do with "our" pet snake. The same snake I told him not to buy for his son a few months ago, because I knew the kid would get bored with it and dump the responsibility onto us. FML
Anonymous
Macedonia
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Mary
United States
Scared for life
Today, like most days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice, but this time he brought this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family "brave" enough to go fetch our cat's gifts. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML
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thehouseaddict 3
Run, Forrest, run'
GotBrains 0
Could have been worse, you could have kicked your pet snake's dog toy :)
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Comments (121)
linkinpark98 24
Well, what did you expect? You live in Australia. :)
ChrisTheCalm 9
You kicked a snake? ...badass...
KM96 24
Now I want to now what happened next! If it squirmed away or went into a crazed attack mode! Lol OP
totmann 3
That's poisonous, u'd better see a doc. xD.
Guido25897 4
Realized.
arty777 8
NOT 'realized' because this is Australia, and they don't use American spelling.
MissMisc3 7
^Beat me to it.
Dante_Devil13 4
are ya sure lol.. lol just kidding thats pretty scary when an unwanted animal guest makes an appearance
idefka 34
This is what happens when you live in Australia.
UserDoesNotExist 12
I laughed so hard at this idk why
dartarien01 6
I think to myself, "what is this in Australia or something?", then I checked the location.