Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
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hombrepollo 0
Does he? I wanna read this groundbreaking article!
Roevera 14
I hate technology these days. Why the hell does the world need to know what I'm reading? Lets just promote stalking. I know you can turn it off but why have the option.
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06dopey 8
lovely sibling you got there
wriptidez 0
woops
ThisIsMyReign 4
Yeah, what happen to the "water in the bucket on the door" prank? Technology, how dare you make pranks more personal, humiliating, and easier!
GovernorGeneral 8
This is just like the one about google+.....
GovernorGeneral 8
I meant similar...sheesh =.=
RaggleFrock 13
Well, does it matter if you shave?
thatgirlinoregon 21
Only if the ob/gyn can't navigate the dense jungles of hair. Then it's machete time!
VoteForTaco 8
Well do you shave......your........legs...?
lebronesque73091 12
That's funny. But do they? I'm a guy, so I wouldn't know.
Remembered 14
Oh yeah, what a charmer.
kooochris1995 14
Gotta plan something to get her back for sure!
mama2b3 20
This was going to be my comment.
kooochris1995 14
Great minds think alike (:
pineapplefiend 13
Yeah.. Use google.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
OP you should read articles like great ways to get back at your bitchy sister and how to discard dead bodies...dun dun dunnn...
KiddNYC1O 22
That car is so ******* sexy.
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
Hack her page and do the same, only read something outrageous.
ShyAnn29 15
Yeah, like "Is a sex change right for you?"
yahoowizard 16
Or even better, "Is my sex change permanent?"
ShyAnn29 15
54, that is a lot better.
RoseTintMyWorld 8
Or "Is green a normal color for vaginal discharge?"
absolutegrrr 7
Orrr, you could actually go through and 'read' loads of those articles on your page, and then people would just assume it was someone else! Genius?
Chad_the_Brony 0
For the love of ****. Don't call it hacking. You don't hack their accounts. If you read my picture, you'd get my point. No one understands the real term for hacking anymore and it pisses me the **** off.
cja101 8
I agree 94 everyone goes on about hacking where 99%(including me) don't know how do and the 1% that do are too busy hacking into government computers to bother with facebook
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
94, who cares. Hacking has changed meaning over the years just like any other words. If her sister wasn't logged on and she "hacked" her account by just logging onto it, I consider it hacking. What would you prefer me to use? And I thought we only had grammar trolls on here.
yahoowizard 16
Haha, why thank you 67
OneNightStander 6
rose tint my world is a great song!
hombrepollo 0
Does he? I wanna read this groundbreaking article!
hombrepollo 0
Delete it off your wall and change the setting, no big deal, just say you got hacked If it's that embarrassing.
schmelia 10
She/he shouldn't care. They're professionals. Women naturally have pubic hair, and it shouldn't get in the way of a gynaecological exam. They used to shave women before any kind of surgery in that area (eg Caesarian), but now that practice is seen as unnecessary. Anyway, I have no idea what the actual article said, but I'd hope it's something along those lines.
mark5723 0
Shit just got real ^
Shafreeka 8
106 - Actually, I had my daughter by c-section just a couple of years ago, and they still will shave you if you aren't already shaved. I don't know if that goes for all surgeries in that area but I know they do for a cesarian. At least in the tri-state area.
Scheepers 4
True story.
LookOnBrightSide 12
Oh family, and their ways of embarrassing you. So, please inform me on your revenge plan.
Spinnmaster 1
Man, just lookonthebrightside! Now everyone knows that she is nervous about the gyno!
lylotrezor 20
I honestly don't see how that's a bright side.
Roevera 14
I hate technology these days. Why the hell does the world need to know what I'm reading? Lets just promote stalking. I know you can turn it off but why have the option.
wokawokanomnom 5
To help the stalkers duh...
BloodyHeel 8
Yeah I stalk others, it's what I do. But I'm against people seeing what I'm reading online. They can buzz off and mind their own business.
niznor99 6
Hahaha heck yes.
stefluvsyou 4
Im pretty sure the creepier gynacologists like you a lil hairy to keep the nasty stank in
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
That reminds me of " hey Brian. Close that window you're letting all the stank out!"
floopyflooper 2
Uh, ew?!
kickass1stbase 7
That's a legitimate question.
stevenJB 25
All gynecologists follow the "how to survive a zombie attack" poster rules. In this case rule 11.
CherryBomb511 3
I'm not a genius by any means, but I feel like you should also read articles about how to proof read after you write...