uh-oh
Sydney, Australia
Uh oh
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mojosahomo
Salt Lake City, United States
Thanksssss
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
Anonymous
West Chester, United States
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML
nattnatt73
Marion, United States
Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML
Who's your daddy, snake girl?
I have had it with these mf snakes on this mf plane! Everybody strap in!
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for refusing to have anything to do with "our" pet snake. The same snake I told him not to buy for his son a few months ago, because I knew the kid would get bored with it and dump the responsibility onto us. FML
Anonymous
Macedonia
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Mary
United States
Scared for life
Today, like most days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice, but this time he brought this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family "brave" enough to go fetch our cat's gifts. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML
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thehouseaddict 3
Run, Forrest, run'
GotBrains 0
Could have been worse, you could have kicked your pet snake's dog toy :)
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Comments (121)
ljcarranza 16
good thing you kicked it
emmaa3451 11
At least you got it out of his mouth.
ShyAnn29 15
I didn't read it say it was in the dogs mouth
jackdup6 3
You?
br0ccoli 15
I'm calling PETA.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You do that while I go and destroy PETA.
laden_swallow09 35
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals I've never eaten snake, before. I'll have to try it sometime. Same goes for opossum… and 'dillo… and 'coon… Turtle is considered a delicacy in some countries, yeah?
ladyLALAA 29
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I've been told Australia is the only country that eats the animals on it's national emblem.
thatgirl34 6
I don't know anyone that eats emu?
ShyAnn29 15
35, I've eaten turtle, it was when me and my family went to Peru, it kind of tasted like roast beef
shovelface1990 4
PETA will just kill the snake anyway.
desireev 18
Sarah McLauchlan is going to have a fit with this one!
Melinadesu 3
Kangaroo does taste nice... Never tasted emu though.
diidiimi 10
41 - people do sometimes eat emu, but apparently it's not that great. Kangaroo is pretty nice if it's cooked the right way though. Great in a stir fry. Anyway, emus are pretty dumb. They're only on the cost of arms cause they can't go backwards.
t765234 10
Did you realize before or after it was firmly latched onto your toe?
Krirn 21
My guess is when it didn't squeak.
Birdie_Sage 0
My guess is when it started to move.
DocBastard 40
"This damned toy snake is always getting in my way, but it's so realistic! Look at that, it even moves when I kick it! And it hisses too! Wow, and it even bites! And the fake venom really stings like a real..." *passes out* Dumbass.
philitron128 0
As I recall, OP never sat down to inspect the toy, much less get bit. He's not an idiot for not expecting a snake to be in his house. Maybe youre just a prick.
IAdminIFlow 0
philtron... dont be a hater
Dcm210 19
I would've shit myself.
1crabbygirl 10
CLASSIC!
ipwnallmen 10
Ahhh!
tekcor 2
Your dog has a real snake?!?!
breakdowns 2
What's a dog? Is that a homie or buddy of some sort? What's a dog?
Jaxx66 21
No, dear... That's "DAWG".. Get it right.
theangelfromhell 6
Dog: man's best friend. An animal with four legs that is very popular with families. Often domesticated to obey its masters. That, is a dog