Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with Farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending texts, emails, or calling, but by placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
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Top comments
FortuneFaded 0
"Losers" coming from the guy who feels the need to advertise his Myspace address at the bottom of every post. Enough said!
lettertjes 0
I don't really get this obsession. I play farmville and I think it's a cute game, but it's not like you can spend a lot of time playing it, you have to wait a day or two for your crops to get ready and then it takes up ten minutes or twenty minutes tops to harvest them and plant new ones. Even if you only plant strawberries, you'd still only spend at most two hours a day on farmville (and that would get VERY boring because it's not like you can do any exciting stuff with it).
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Starchild21 3
Farmville is the silent death, kinda like WoW. Losers ____________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
White667 0
Still, how is a message in a game any different than an e-mail or a text or an IM? Really? (And no, I don't play farmville.)
nazooer 11
Starchild, your calling someone a loser, but for you to get friends on myspace you have to put your link on FML? Loser.
TheLetterZero 7
The one time nazooer is right about something. Hah!
fawfulster 11
Only WoW is actually way more badass and way more awesome than a stupid farm on FAILbook.
waynej7 0
wow try to get more friends for myspace on fml...
redsox4021 0
god it's funny how rich white kids play games where they are a poor African farmers in poverty it seems really pathetic imagine what a real person in that situation would think if they played that
FortuneFaded 0
"Losers" coming from the guy who feels the need to advertise his Myspace address at the bottom of every post. Enough said!
CallMeHush 1
^^^^^ He shoots... He scores!
waterynuggets 0
Lmao.
Anteezy 7
Indeed xd Oh hai u guys please add me i want some friends :3
nazooer 11
eep, i didnt see fortunes comment before i posted mine :S
TheLetterZero 7
The more, the merrier! :P
monzach 5
myspace, what a joke
ashleynonymous 0
*here's your sign!* dump the wannabe dude and get yourself a real cowboy...mmmmmm
passwordis_fml 2
wow u managed to place it at the correct fml lol
imcooool 0
dump himimean the dude is a down right ass hole
amberbby69 6
He is what he eats!
whatevershesaid 0
*laughs* He's a loser. And if he doesn't want to talk to you, TAKE A HINT. HE WANTS HIS FARM MORE. *CLICKS CAps lock* Dump him.
jair_lhao 0
myspace is dead dude and yea thatsucks itry farmvill I'm not Gonna lie I liked it but then I got bored and wrote "**** you hoe =]" on the patches of soil and left the game lol people still fertilize aroundthe words
CallMeHush 1
I gave it a try but farmville and the rest are about as much fun as a vasectomy.
Splayd 10
Or a two-handed prostate examination.
simxim 0
I would steal his password and delete his farm
toxicavenger89 0
lmao, what a lamo
lettertjes 0
I don't really get this obsession. I play farmville and I think it's a cute game, but it's not like you can spend a lot of time playing it, you have to wait a day or two for your crops to get ready and then it takes up ten minutes or twenty minutes tops to harvest them and plant new ones. Even if you only plant strawberries, you'd still only spend at most two hours a day on farmville (and that would get VERY boring because it's not like you can do any exciting stuff with it).