Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I saw a display with a mirror that said, "You are made in God's image!" I'm too short to be able to see myself in said mirror. FML
Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML
Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML
Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today I got my senior pictures back from the photographer. When my boyfriend saw them, he said I look creepy. Not pretty, not beautiful, not even decent. Creepy. FML
Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
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NekoHakase 0
Say you had major bed-head. Wouldn't you rather be told BEFORE you take the picture?
kitkat98_fml 0
You fail then:
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Comments (18)
GeekInThePink 0
Aw. What a jerk. :P
suyci 0
hahaha, major laugh xD
that_guy_you_are 0
LOL you're ugly :P
m57applin 0
and then you respond i tried but it broke when it saw your face.
who0p3 2
few comments no?
thatonerunner 0
very few. weird.
iReneMayhem 0
awww what did you tell him??
SadinSherman 16
Did you look in the mirror before you left to go to school?
NekoHakase 0
Say you had major bed-head. Wouldn't you rather be told BEFORE you take the picture?
TheFuckerofShit 16
I thought he was going to say "You have a face como un burro!".