Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
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Welshite 40
Three out of four ain't bad.
Dark__Angel66 24
Maybe you just weren't his type? Who cares what he thinks anyway OP!
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Comments (146)
nolarboot 10
Hdi for wolf-whistling to begin with. The hell with that guy.
lvg_fml 10
I feel awful that you describe yourself as unspeakably ugly. I don't think I've ever seen a person that I would describe in that way except for people who have done awful things and that would describe their soul or heart not their outside. Look at yourself with love and if it makes you feel better seek help with things that will make you feel pretty like a change in hair and makeup but love yourself no matter what
circlelranch69 1
Very sorry for the way you were treated, peace and love
Omniprism 15
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't think I'm very attractive but I've been married twice (still in the second). You just need to find the right guy. Maybe go get a make over to help you feel more attractive.
annoy_me 9
Well, with reading half these comments, I agree with both those who say find a way to love who you are now- no matter what you look like; and those who say with some make up tips and tricks you might be better off, or if it is in your means and beliefs you can turn to cosmetic surgery if you're face is really unsatisfactory *to you* ~and that is the biggest part, if YOU are unhappy with it, you may find ways to improve yourself, but don't do it because other people tell you you don't have a pretty mug ;)
EvilLittleMan 23
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder holding whether he's holding onto your boobs, waist or bum.
ob81 8
Crappy people out there op.
ronburgundy111 2
I'll get the paper bag...
sprints54 19
Isn't that why theres doggystyle?
balistic_gel 6
Maybe he thought you were somebody he knew and got embarrassed when u turned around.