Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, I overheard my younger coworkers discussing my age. They said, “How old is she? Some days she looks like she's 35 and other days she looks like she's 58!” FML
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your_face 15
I recommend not telling them outright that you overheard them, but subtly suggesting it if you get a chance. Be the bigger person, but comment that you're worried about your image, and use their own words as examples of things you're worried about. Also, make sure to comment how glad you are that you can trust them to be upfront and honest, and not talk about you behind your back. I was in the bathroom in my dorm room once when my roommate came back with her friends. She started talking about me just as I was finishing, so I washed up and walked out, smiling and greeting her as if I hadn't heard her, even though I obviously had. The look on her face was priceless - the entire group quickly moved to someone else's room.
Selii87 0
theyre jealous...
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your_face 15
I recommend not telling them outright that you overheard them, but subtly suggesting it if you get a chance. Be the bigger person, but comment that you're worried about your image, and use their own words as examples of things you're worried about. Also, make sure to comment how glad you are that you can trust them to be upfront and honest, and not talk about you behind your back. I was in the bathroom in my dorm room once when my roommate came back with her friends. She started talking about me just as I was finishing, so I washed up and walked out, smiling and greeting her as if I hadn't heard her, even though I obviously had. The look on her face was priceless - the entire group quickly moved to someone else's room.
Selii87 0
theyre jealous...
Lolpizza_fml 0
dont worry weve all been there... just pretend u didnt hear it and try to be extra nice!
FueledbyPanic32 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
or...maybe you are too skinny? believe it or not its possible
gukinator 0
a lot of girls are too skinny. im not saying you are, but the image of beuty being like anorexicly skinny is pretty gross *opinion of almost every guy i know
kailey196 0
Forever hero.
earwig12 1
#2 - wow, that's some intense passive-aggressive shit right there Yeah, this probably means they are jealous. I've noticed girls tend to pick out the good qualities of ugly chicks and complement them, while putting down girls they think are attractive. I guess they think of them as competition. Clarifying here, not all girls do this, but I've noticed that most of those who gossip do. Since 'skinny' is usually a good thing, they probably actually envy you. Unless you're anorexic and disgusting. However, if that were the case, they'd probably actually tell you and try to get you to be healthier instead of saying it behind your back.
blackpolar22 0
Ive lookes up passive agressive... whats worse being the bigger person and stay calm and nice like #2 suggests or going all ape $h°¡ on them or what? she supposed to be nice and confront them? Id ignore. i been called anorexic and to skinny. I eat like a horse but i work like one to.
k3llyn 0
whatever, at least your not fat!
aatomkins 0
#6, you are so right.
lilylam 0
most girls wouldnt be driven to say stuff like that unless theres something about you that makes them want to say something so ugly. it cant just be jealousy.
rudegirlmania 10
wrong. all wrong.
booklover13 0
F your freinds No offense. Their just jelous and i bet they knew u were their . You must be really pretty for them to say that.
keeter15 0
at least they weren't talking about how fat you are it's a good thing your skinny
Jessiegirl122 7
Dick.