Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Three out of four ain't bad.
Dark__Angel66 24
Maybe you just weren't his type? Who cares what he thinks anyway OP!
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Comments (146)
thesleepereffect 2
Although I voted for your life sucks, I have to add something. Why would you even think you are ugly? Screw what others think.
mimerino 9
Is your name Zoe Burbank? Cause that's her all right.
AlWAYSN4EVR 13
Be proud! Most people have one or none out of four. You have three! :D
Aimee1331 9
Awww man :(
Ksweety_fml 27
Ahhhh....
burntbeard 4
thats what light switches were made for.
Eek74 11
Almost any kind of "ugliness" can be fixed with careful (and knowledgeable) use of makeup and hair dressing. However, it's so easy to think that "I can't fix this" and give up. Look into "straight makeup" - one author that I've liked is Kevyn Aucoin. And even if that don't work out, know this: How you look when you first meet somebody doesn't really matter - who you are shines through. I remember once when I met a girl and thought "Ouch" - and after half an hour of talking to her, I actually thought her quite pretty.
Jinxedluv 7
He wasn't man enough!
zsshamalama 11
I see you are what the call a "butter face".
bloodyinsane 3
tell that ******, to look himself in the mirror and recoil.