Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
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Welshite 40
Three out of four ain't bad.
Dark__Angel66 24
Maybe you just weren't his type? Who cares what he thinks anyway OP!
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Comments (146)
perdix 31
Get a nice hairstyle, orthodontia, some makeup and maybe some plastic surgery. All you have to achieve is a mediocre face, because with the hot body, you'll have your choice of guys. Take a good look at strippers -- many are average or below in the facial area.
cheshirecat13242 32
I'd probably hook up with you if you're pretty from the neck down, OP! Just bring your own paper bag ;-)
unlucky_04 10
What are you, a kindergarten teacher handing out moral lessons? You need to calm it yourself, people are gonna say what they want regardless of your efforts.
jc981987 7
Kik? Chizz98
dacronsurtr 7
Anyone who doesn't get to know you for who you are doesn't deserve to explore or enjoy the curves sounds more like a FHL or TDI. I'm sure you are more then beautiful enough to match the body. Anyone who doesn't think so doesn't deserve you.
fuzz97 23
top lel
fatlemonjefferso 8
He's got to be gay if even notices your face with all your attributes. Don't let it get to you. I know, easier said than done.
alycion 39
If you think you are unattractive, there are small things you could do to boost your confidence. Small makeovers can do wonders and teach you to bring out your best features, which probably isn't the ones listed. For me, something as simple as the way I wear my hair can make a huge difference. One style and color really brings out the washed out look that I often get during a flare up. Constant pain and no sleep can wreak havoc on me and sometimes it shows through in my face. In fact, I just went back to the color that hides it well. I look younger and feel better about myself. Sometimes small things do wonders.
BMurphy55 1
Dam hella shady!!
steffidallasbfl 16
Maybe you just weren't his type. Everybody is beautiful in their own way OP. Don't worry about him
IGaveRickUp 15
What a douchebag! Who even wolf whistles after a girl? Who says that you're in dire need of his confirmation? Don't forget that he's an objectifying asshat and that you don't need to take his shit. Don't care of what other people think about your looks, learn to love them because you are you.