Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
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Nenita24 0
why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!
samanthadude 0
damn bird!
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samanthadude 0
damn bird!
samanthadude 0
My sister use to work at Wendy's, she quit and I no longer get my discount. :/
seanreddog 4
Op this just plain sucks FYL
MrSassypants 34
#6 that would be a funny fml
comatoast 0
mine?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Bitch slap those seagulls and go buy another burger.
BuddyChristSays 0
ydi for eating bacon check other FML about bacon. and WTF y would u leave it outside and also bs they give u napkins and shit when u get food
LoganBballin16 0
she my have needed more!
robertdr 0
the seagull was sent by jesus he was hungry too
mspencer809 3
22- first, he said "get more napkins" I think. and second, no they don't. they have a side bar where you get the salt, ketchup, napkins, straws, and everything else.
ShatteredDreams8 0
i knew when i saw "bacon" there was gonna be an arguement :L
pingpongpickle 8
aren't those really bad for you
imaginaryvoice 18
I remember one time I threw a rock in the air, and a seagle ate it. ^-^ true story
JGood09 0
baconators are the shit, but ive been gettin the bacon and blue when i go
illmatic2 16
^^^ I killed a seagull with a rock once...then I cried cuz some random lady yelled at me. I was 6.
lionandthelamb61 9
haha 14, Finding Nemo is awesommmmme
sc95060sc 0
f the seagull's life... he's now gonna be obese like u probably r
azim2424 0
This is only an FML if the op is a fat ****
Chrisskiies 0
ydi for eating wendys shoulda gone to subway or taco bell mmmmm
tekinzdudez 0
lol another bacon fml
BethiiGeex 0
lol? Speak english.. that didn't make sense |:
un_nomable 6
well that's your own fault. never abondon good food. it would have either been the seagul or a hobo so I guess you got lucky with the bird
yasmeenjonasx3 0
you deserve it for being a fat ass and caring about it too much.
MrCalves 1
this sounds more like wendy's product placement than anything else
sixtimessix 0
123 your a moron. 51 wrote he goes for Wendys too and he isn't fat. your logic fails.
tribalboy815 0
did u leave the food outside
seanreddog 4
wendys is good
QWERTYCommander 5
@#77 Yes, because EVERYONE knows that one burger will instantly make you gain 200 pounds.
crimewc 0
67 damn u look good
TheGuyPersonDude 0
ydi for eating at a fast-food-in-denial chain like Wendy's
natural711 6
lmfaooo I knowwwwwww!!!!!! hehehe hahHahahha **** unanticipated flood
yellowfeet 0
gross. be thankful the bird took it. that shit has over 2000 calories in it.
silentfog 0
132 is right. it's a very well placed commercial
SkateOrDie686 0
Pingpongpickle- No. They're the shit.
warriorsoul 2
14 that's classic, lol!!!
aprilsapples 0
well at least the bird didnt go hungry
M4V3R1CKR13 0
im sorry 6 i feel u
Walking2death 3
it save you from a heart attack lol
zakkyzebra 11
Alka seltzer! >:D
emjay09 0
LOL!
Misguided_Ghost 0
14 win :D
thatniggapaul 0
how dose that even happen
schnitzel5 0
don't worry, it's the baconator, it will be back
onnielief 4
thankfully people in the civilised world don't get unbearably hungry, judging by the amount of morbidly obese people in the USA you where just pekish. you had one bite, giving you enough empty calories to get yourself to walk to the nearest grocery store and buy a loaf of bread, peanutbutter and jelly!
Nailbunny 4
I'd say that seagull did you a favor...those baconators'll kill you.
cookiemobzta 0
ydi for not carrying napkins
themoost 4
32 that is a hideous top.
bluebladez 0
seagulls are evil when there hungry and can't find food anywhere they'll eat there own kind trust me
zltzlt 0
haha I threw a toy koala bear in the sky, and a seagul ate it in mid flight!
imaginaryvoice 18
264, that's almost like my rock story!! :D
chip_twoseven 0
is from aus WTF is a baconator?
Rawr_Doodle 0
i read sea-nugget
Yousoodeservedit 0
I guess the bird was unbearably hungry too
xElizabeth13x 0
shut up u fricken fatass to the Kevin and Danielle Jonas lover
Flameklr 0
lmfao haha
BeeHappy_fml 0
lolol this sucks. Baconators are my fave.
ccc01 1
Baconator > napkins YDI
Link5794 18
He payed for it. And you don't have to be obese to want a burger with bacon on it. Read 130's comment. BTW, do you think if a vegan read this, they would say "YDI for eating meat"?
Droid345 0
happened to me once! but at whataburger
956TXking 0
aren't whataburgers only in Tx
Snow_Daisy 7
They're here in Oklahoma too! (:
ShadowPunkChick 1
And in Arizona
pingpongpickle 8
and everywhere else.
rebdoom 0
And Florida.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
FAT BURGER :P
X1_BLACKOUT_1X 0
whataburger is the shiz
redheadregect 0
not Iowa
HaxivX 0
119- agreed...what the **** is whataburger?
pingpongpickle 8
it's that place that looks like a beach house and it has really retarded commercials..unless i'm thinking of something else
BuddyChristSays 0
epic
stepheniscool 0
wataburger is in Texas:) and it's the shit :)
emo_Onsterr 0
why does everyone comment on the firstt comment so that everyone else sees there comment? lol
seanreddog 4
Haven't been to a whataburger in forever.
time4coffee 3
YDI - why would you just leave a burger or any food just sitting on a table outside? Really really dumb. Anything could get on it or to it. Poor seagull had nothing but a baconator to choose from
Nenita24 0
why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!
telle_16 0
thank you! I don't understand why people think it's ok to just leave their food out there are sick people out there who would looove to mess with your food use your common sense!
FYLyo 0
if yu were a girl id call yu a fatass mother **** n ydi.. but since yur a guy like me.. fyl mann fyl dont leave baconaters un attemded
Ucla_cupcake 0
135 sounds like a sexist idiot
stepheniscool 0
120 wins:)
BlargHonk 0
No, 135 is just a blithering idiot.
penguin27 0
that's y u never leave ur food unattended lol sux tho..
MaxSnacks 0
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
OwNowBrownCow 0
can I take ya order?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
120, YOU CANNIBAL!
yellowdub 4
XD yes!
OwNowBrownCow 0
I'm just savoring the flavor of a fallen friend
vestige 0
why are you complaining? it saved you from a heart attack :D
greggiee 0
Agreed! :D
QWERTYCommander 5
I had a Baconator once. I'm not obese, and I didn't get a heart attack.
longboardjunkie 0
A sweet, delicious heart attack!
Barrientos432 5
That definitely sucks bro! lol
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Nice picture.. :P
illmatic2 16
I can't say that I agree...
lilikawaii 6
I hate bacon! D: I think all birds are evil... :|
pingpongpickle 8
except penguins right?
MaxSnacks 0
Hi Pingy :D
pingpongpickle 8
hi!! :)
MaxSnacks 0
Whatcha doin? :D
OwNowBrownCow 0
hey triple p, it's me firstbornunicorn
MaxSnacks 0
Dude did you get banned again, Uni?
pingpongpickle 8
aw you got banned uni? annd I just got home from skating. you? :)
MaxSnacks 0
I've got a bad headache :/
EinSteinFYL 0
How can you hate bacon? It's the best part of the pig!
OwNowBrownCow 0
max, why do you have a headache
pingpongpickle 8
I'm sorry max :( reading fml is making you feel better I hope(:
MaxSnacks 0
Idk why I have a headache, it sucks though. You're making it better Pingy <:).
pingpongpickle 8
hehe yay :)
luvsmebaby 0
lol. you must have a very positive outlook on life bahaha
MaxSnacks 0
:) So how was your day?
pingpongpickle 8
hmm it was okay. I officially hate cheer though. and my laptop is going crazy!
MaxSnacks 0
That sucks :P Why do you hate it?
pingpongpickle 8
I artistic roller skate. it's the same as ice, but it's roller hahah and max it's all these stupid girls who sit there and talk about me and my best friend. I hate them and all they do is start drama
OwNowBrownCow 0
did your comments get deleted?
pingpongpickle 8
all my comments are getting deleted
pingpongpickle 8
i figure skate and max it's all these girls who sit there and talk about me and my best friend. all they do is start drama
MaxSnacks 0
Oh I see, that's pretty shitty of them. :O
pingpongpickle 8
yeahh, oh well..
OwNowBrownCow 0
what bitches
pingpongpickle 8
what the heck!! things keep popping up. like ****.
OwNowBrownCow 0
You probably got a virus. that sucks
pingpongpickle 8
hahah yes it does. switching to my iPod now..
MaxSnacks 0
Aha pingy message me.
pingpongpickle 8
max! :O i would slap you if you were here. hahah otay i will :)
OwNowBrownCow 0
max, make an msn so you, me, and triple p can chat
pingpongpickle 8
ya do it :)because if i have to message you that means i will have to get back on my porno laptop :)
OwNowBrownCow 0
you can pm on an iPod but it's harder.
MaxSnacks 0
Im too lazy to make one xP
pingpongpickle 8
okay max i'm waiting for you to message me back...any day now.. :)
lilikawaii 6
Except penguins! hahaha :D they're sooo cute :3
corleon198425 22
ydi for getting the baconnator enjoy your heart attack at the age of twenty five
turtlemanz 8
sucks to be you fatty hahahahahha
BethiiGeex 0
LOL this is hilarious (':