Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
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Top comments
illegalbeagle69 23
Glad to hear you ended it.
colby6666 43
Sounds like that boyfriend isn't a very good one...
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Comments (125)
colby6666 43
Sounds like that boyfriend isn't a very good one...
thatisaWIN 5
Could have been a first date. The boy is still douche nonetheless.
thatisaWIN 5
Still a* douche. sorry.
noxcrimson 11
Sounds like that boyfriend is no more.
sweetbliss3 37
well hes rude. we all think thoughts, we just dont share all of them. but im glad it came out sooner than later so you can get rid of his ignorant ass.
xmusic4lifex 13
How rude. You're better off without him, he sounds shallow.
StillUsesMyspace 22
OP: "Great, I chose the jackass"
illegalbeagle69 23
Glad to hear you ended it.
kristabelli 19
Yeah... what a jackass. Unbelievable.
Demig0d6 14
LOLOL
illegalbeagle69 23
Yeah, any guy who not only worries about appearance in a relationship but also is disrespectful and rude to the woman he's with, does not deserve attention from any woman.
badluckalex 23
well tbh I think we all care about appearance at least a little bit. this guy didnt give a shit about anything but looks apparently
sunshineb81 16
If he is that shallow and uncaring enough to say this right next to you he isn't worth your time. Sorry OP.
lexiieeex3 32
Hope you dumped his sorry ass.
JennaNGood 21
I want to know who said OP deserved it.
Pleonasm 36
I want to know who still doesn't understand how the IAYLS/YDI voting works.
emmy165 16
Some people clearly click you deserve it just to be dicks, whether the op deserves it or not!
WorldWarAres 11
Sometimes, at least for me, I accidentally press the wrong choice. So some may just be accidents.
w_pony_4ever 15
haha I know I did that ^^
emily4040 18
#37 I do the same thing.
martin8337 36
Some people are just shallow.
DraconicFeline 31
38 - Why is it so hard for people to view the top all-time YDIs and just go down the list? That's what I did.
mattatom17 10
I would drop him like a bad habit. As a guy myself I think any good relationship should not be based on looks, but personality.
sig4life 18
I do believe she already did. 'Was dating'
False_Stupidity 42
Probably not a good analogy since bad habits are often hard to drop :)
Jakob2255 12
anyone who says personality only is a straight up liar looks do matter he is just a dumb ass
VeganVampyre 27
74- looks may be part of the reason you chose the person in the first place but that is far from being enough to maintain a proper, respectful, and caring relationship.
the_zero_article 15
It's time to say goodbye to his sorry ass
RedPillSucks 33
That's when you mumble "Great. I chose the asshole one".... Toss him to the curb.
UnicornWine 22
What a wonderful boyfriend. :/
worldclassrager 41
I think you may have to leave him just hope he doesn't date your sister
cappellaaa 23
whatta ********. I would leave him in a heartbeat.