Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Top comments
elchapin562 0
i don't get it, why would fat be painful?
sublime93 0
That was a lot of extra information to just say "Today, I'm fat. FML"
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Comments (63)
Ludaman44 0
Its your fault for getting to that point. Sorry.
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for not wearing your Clay Aiken thong.
nodbor 11
your stomach is hitting you in the nuts?
Shyman4ever 0
Fatty mcfat fat knom knom knom
PurpDOODE 0
#55 WIN!
blasticks 0
fat piece of SHIT! your your ***** ass off the couch on take a jog arounf the fing block
chinisse_sayu 0
better than a hernia. i had an operation when i was 4. & if you did have a hernia, it's not like you could have seen it. Better start taking care of yourself there :)
thefmlinator 10
girl or boy
abbeycakes 0
wow #6. douche.
matiekayo 9
Wow guys be nicer to OP. I'm not saying "oh maybe they have a medical condition" or anything. What I'm saying is that I'm sure Op knows they're large, and maybe they are doing something about it. Either way, you've never seen or spoken to OP so you have no right to be "repulsed" because they are fat. It's not your life. I'm sure they're reminded every time they look in the mirror, so you don't have to. They need support and not fat shaming.