Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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elchapin562 0
i don't get it, why would fat be painful?
sublime93 0
That was a lot of extra information to just say "Today, I'm fat. FML"
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Starchild21 3
Self-realization of one's own shortcoming is a true FML, as it makes them self-conscious and lose their self-esteem, probably bringing on anorexia or other disorders. Good luck OP ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
MollyisCuute 0
Well why don't you exercise instead of submitting an FML then? Retard.
Entity4Infinity 0
well obviously theres always the excersize excuse but this is an fml because its something you just kinda notice and it hits you hard - as for the guy fyl girl ydi comment thats rediculous... girls have the worst problem of losing weight cuz they care too much and this is where disorders come in you dont know the age this person is and the younger you are the more you think about it im a teen .. not overweight but not high metabolism skinny if you know what i mean and ive been doing diets and stuff... easier said than done. someone feels like crap when they realise how fat they are or becoming and its not something you can say ... well tomorrow will be better... cuz it takes longer than getting over some of the fmls on here
MollyisCuute 0
i'm high metabolism skinny :)
Entity4Infinity 0
then u dont have to worry about it then some of us do
mrda 0
Ydi fatty patty.
itschris 0
LMBO dique " ydi fatty patty " lOl oh God. well diet and exercise is yer solutiOn buddy-o :)
Rydizzle 0
this is the dumbest FML Ive ever read. you woke up and foundout that youre fat?
beaman123 0
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chowyuk 0
who moderated this crap
DameGreyWulf 1
Hm. I get "twang"s too, but only because I'm out of shape and not because I'm FAT and out of shape. If you're disgusted with yourself, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT...
LewJH 0
How do you feel a twang? You can't feel onomatopoeia...
TysonFawlay 0
HAHAHAH STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN ******* FAT YOU DISGUSTING LARD CASE But it's cute of you to try to save the whales by becoming one.
Monado 0
Who says he wasn't trying to lose the weight? Are you ignorant and so self-absorbed to make fun of other people to try and better your low self-esteem?