new 2 twitter
Today, I had to make a Twitter account, because that is apparently the best way to get news from our new president. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nigeria
Thank God For VPN
Today, the government of my country banned Twitter because Twitter deleted one of our president's tweets yesterday. Democratic government, indeed. FML
Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Lennie Mcfish
We are legion
Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
thepokemonkid
Avon, United States
Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML
Anonymous
Trumped
Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
toametru1
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Brain worms
Today, my manager yelled at me for not supporting Trump, who "obviously is the best choice for president right now." We don’t even live in America, we live in England. FML
Fuck you dad
Imperial death march
Today, my "president" invaded another country and stole their president to face bullshit "charges." I'm so disgusted to be from this place. I want to move somewhere else but I'm disabled. FML
Anonymous
All true, obviously
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law thinks that Trump is the "best man to walk the earth since Jesus," and that he's "fighting the deep state who's in control of the fake news." She tried to indoctrinate me. FML
Anonymous
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
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inappropes 31
I don't think any president has been a source for news....might want to look at news agencies.
97mailo 17
The problem is congress is all republicans, the house is all republicans, and the court are all republicans. They all want the same thing, and as to giving him a chance, just by looking at the people he has chosen as his allies, are all people with no experience and all billionaires just like him. I was all for giving him a chance and I still hope I am wrong, but just by the choices he has made, and all the internet tantrums he has thrown, I don't believe he will be a good president.
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inappropes 31
I don't think any president has been a source for news....might want to look at news agencies.
chighy 8
Why is everyone trying to get Trump to fail. If he fails he takes the country with him so we should be supporting him.
Crazyjohnb 23
If he falls, Mike Pence is President.
barleyguy 17
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maybe because they want him to eff up so bad he gets impeached nixon style? id like for that to happen. speaking as a Canadian i have to say your carrot in a wig you call a President is the worst thing to happen to your country since that idiot you had for 2 terms Bush.
TheGhostyy 0
How can he be the worst thing to happen to this country when he hasn't even taken office yet? People need to lighten up and give him a chance. Worst case scenario there's a standstill in the government for another 4 years (which isn't really anything new) because presidents are nearly powerless without support from Congress.
BrotherPhil 35
The problem is, he's got the support of Congress to screw the environment, the poor (actually, make that the not rich), women, anyone not Anglo, employees, anyone ill...
MrBallzJanglez 9
and put the crazier guy he has as VP in office, ooh watch out for that good advice
97mailo 17
The problem is congress is all republicans, the house is all republicans, and the court are all republicans. They all want the same thing, and as to giving him a chance, just by looking at the people he has chosen as his allies, are all people with no experience and all billionaires just like him. I was all for giving him a chance and I still hope I am wrong, but just by the choices he has made, and all the internet tantrums he has thrown, I don't believe he will be a good president.
zpilot85 7
You do know that in order for an American president to be impeached, he/she has to break laws first, right? It can't happen simply because they "eff" up. Look at Hilary. Works government for over thirty years, mishandles classified info (which anyone in the military would at least get kicked out for, if not go to jail), says she didn't know any better and walks away free and clear. You might want to look into the stats of Trump's businesses and see how successful he's been compared to a thirty-y
BrotherPhil 35
Like being bankrupt about half a dozen times, paying out on a fake university, and making less on investments.than he would have if he'd just stuck the money in the bank? Not to mention the companies that he still hasn't divested, putting him in breach of the emoluments clause - which is an impeachable offence.
mariri9206 32
Four of Trump's business have filed for bankruptcy. There, we looked into the stats of his businesses.
lexiieeex3 32
Can we not get into a paragraph heavy political debate on a site titled "**** my life?" **** all of our lives man.
Cali 57
Well said!
goodread2200 10
<p>He's not president yet... </p>