Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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elchapin562 0
i don't get it, why would fat be painful?
sublime93 0
That was a lot of extra information to just say "Today, I'm fat. FML"
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blah123blah 0
Either way, you should still be repulsed.
_MLSBIDGAF 0
I moderated this ! I laughed super hard when i read it x] Lolll.
Ligerie 0
So you gained a giant fat tumor over night? Or did you eat a small whale before going to bed? How did it twang? The image in my brain from your spare tire appearing one morning is burning.
murderofcrows 0
So much hate. You people need pot.
CaileeChristine 0
Did you warm up your body before you stretched? Your muscles are like a piece of gum left in a car; if you leave a stick of gum in a car during the winter and then try to bend it, it will snap. The same goes for your muscles. If you leave a piece of gum in a car during the summer, you can stretch it very easily. Again, just like your muscles. Never ever ever stretch with cold muscles.
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for imagining you were looking at Clay Aiken in the mirror.
waterynuggets 0
If you're gonna troll, at least be funny. Jesus christ.
shootingstar8D 0
Fatty mc fatter pants
RatIsKing 0
you are posting the fact that you forgot you were fat on FML. wow. you need a life
RatIsKing 0
#43: lose your obsession for clay Aiken. you posted comments of him on 2 fmls. it's not funny.
craig003 0
but apparently not repulsed enough to go out and exercise.