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Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, I think I had a mini orgasm when the baker told me that the chocolate croissant I'd just chosen was still warm. FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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Top comments
moosemonkey1000 6
Those holes are pretty hot.
my_usagi 0
Cream filled? Lol
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Comments (240)
coling 0
Is your name homer simpson?
lhow120 0
Nothing is wrong with that
FukUrDreamz 0
man u ain't supposed to love dem holes!!!
BlackCube2 2
you are a disgrace
jlperry31 10
Apparently the whole in the donut turns u on, yet I dont know how ur dck could fit into it without tearing it apart.
saturnsonic 3
why do you bang them or eat them?
bossiblondi 9
All of you must be fat asses. Stop thinking about ******* food and think of pussy or some dick shit. Or just live out your lives at macdonalds on the dollar menu
ArctixAssassin 4
Wow, that would mean something, but it doesn't cus 2 things: Ur blonde Ur comment is about dick and vages
Kushymonster420 0
(: forever alone
djdailey 6
Doesn't matter had sex
Sigebrycht 1
Who doesn't?