Today, as my boyfriend was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "Caution, contents may be stinky." FML
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Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I tried to tease my boyfriend by pulling my skirt up, bending over, and backing up into him. He gagged and said, "Please, wash your ass." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML
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THC_Overdose 0
haha this made me laugh
karebear9 0
ewww dude go wash that nastiness... ydi
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Bubblez2107 0
Today, I had to go down on my girlfriend. Now that was smelly xp FML...
jimshrimp 0
he he a fml glitch made this fml post twice XD
baileysinashoe12 0
lol at 19
trevon4444 0
take a shower
xx_jopo_xx 0
like the saying "Smells like fish, tastes like Chicken" lol.
NeNiTa14 0
ahahahahaha LMFAO, that's a total turn off!
mimii92_fml 0
lol wow how cute??
xx_jopo_xx 0
Vajayjays aren't supposed to smell like flowers. I'm sure everyone saying it's supposed to smell like flowers are retarded Middle School dropouts. The natural odor of the Vag is stinky. Stinky is Healthy. Of course, if you wash it Right before doing that, it wont smell bad. but the smell is natural. it'll come back soon.
KnFML 5
This is why you should take a shower everyday, god i hate how girls dont take showers everyday, or don't use deodorant really smelly.
julieee015 0
haha that would def make things a littttle awkward.