Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I found out my husband is a cuck. After explaining that I'm not exactly satisfied in the bedroom, we were thinking of ideas to spice things up. I suggested buying a few toys he could use on me. He immediately got mad, because he wanted me to find other men to screw instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML
Today, I asked my wife how we could spice up our sex life. She wants me to dress up and talk like Joe Exotic. No, she wasn’t kidding. FML
Today, my husband came home, threw me over his shoulder, and carried me to the bedroom. Furious, I shrieked to be put down and demanded an explanation. He said, "I thought you wanted us to be more spontaneous…" Apparently, that means he should treat me like a sex toy. FML
Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML
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Pleonasm 36
Tell him he has Toupée extra for that. I hope he doesn't try to give it a little wig-gle in there.
Myo_fml 20
15: I do believe that I am going to need years of therapy after reading that.
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Comments (99)
dirton89 7
And then he's just gonna start having an identity crisis.....it's all downhill from there
mistercrow 9
We really hope so.
shmoelover 13
Maybe he'll be lucky and they'll be the same size. They can buy matching lingerie and everything.
withasmile 3
Start reading up on cross dressing, because I have a feeling that this is where you are headed. Doubt that it is only wigs he is into. (And why wouldn't you wear a wig? If they were for you, could've been fun.) Anyway, good luck. If he is a cross dresser, you are in for some interesting times, to say the least.
zenrael 21
That's pegging the limit right there.
buckdharma 38
Wiggity wiggity.
LunaVamp 6
He might be trying to tell you something if he's looking at female wigs.
twiztedone 19
I guess that's what you get for not listening to your husband and not being open to what I he wants sexually!! You did it yourself!
sk83r641 4
Hey at least you aren't the one wearing them.
feefifofumxx 13
YDI for not being willing to wear the wig for your husband when you thought that's what he wanted. FYL because your husband likes to cross dress.