Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
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Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML
Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my aunt what an “attention-seeking drama queen” I’ve been lately. All I asked was that she not smoke around me. I’ve had asthma all my life and am currently recovering from Covid. She thinks it’s all a conspiracy, meanwhile I haven’t taken a deep breath in weeks. FML
Today, my parents have smoked for most of their lives and are both healthy as horses. Meanwhile, I smoked for two years, then went through hell quitting, and just had my first asthma attack and was lectured about "long term effects of tobacco, even after cessation." THIS IS BULLSHIT! FML
Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
Today, my doctor told me that my lungs are as bad as a 60-year-old heavy smoker's. I'm 19 and I've never touched a cigarette in my life. FML
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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I_Iz_Emo 0
Your dad is an asshole
crazymase 9
rough. what a dick
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I_Iz_Emo 0
Your dad is an asshole
mozeltov 7
what I'm asking myself is, why did it take a trip to the doctors to figure that out, I find that obvious
LunaNstars 0
maybe he just wanted a doctor to back up his theory. but apparently his insensitive dad doesnt give a damn about anyone's opinion.
bravesfan112233 0
it seems your dad knows best
sterlingarcher 1
that's so sad :(
CrazyDude19 3
I know the exact feeling my dad smokes around me and doesn't care that I have asthma because of it, it sucks :(
lunaXXdennice 0
I believe this person missed a word and tht word is 'your dad is a ****** asshole'
flamegrilled123 3
time to move out
dorux1897 0
32 LOVE UR PICTURE
bigblue95 0
this happened to me i just contantly opened every window or door as wide as possible tht to vent out the smoke but also to piss him off. he got so pissed he eventually gave in
bravesfan112233 0
thanks 74 I lost a few pounds
AVainAttempt 0
fake story is fake
A7X_LoVeee 10
65 that is 6 words
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
Well its time to take action into your own hands OP. Get rid of the cigarettes. I doubt smokers willingly cough up $7-8 for a box of cigarettes everyday. Or however much it costs.
Sawako7 0
OP probably didn't go to the doctor just for the asthma...
silverstar210 0
what is wrong with ur dad? he is a mean person and a HEAVY smoker :( I'm srry
lunaXXdennice 0
92 I meant tht he missed the word ****** I just corrected the sentence... -.-
jvillan87 5
97- some people pay close to it and they still cough up the dough
jvillan87 5
97- some people pay close to it and they still cough up the dough
Tuesdays76 0
Willingly is what he said. Meaning they are slaves to their addiction. These big Tobacco companies are making Billions because so many people are addicted. That, my friend, is the biggest scam in the world.
gracekatsa 0
and it's sad when teens do it to 'rebel' against their parents. they're basically just saying they're gonna pay 5$ per day for the rest of their lives to a fat whit man in a suit running the tobaco company.
SSEE 0
Haha
Tuesdays76 0
Exactly, and the earlier you get hooked the less likely you are to ever be able stop. That's why the fat white guy in the suit wants teens to do it so bad.
usbaby24 3
wow my bf doesnt even do that to our son smash his valuable! or dip the filter parts in ur pee and let his taste the rainbows!
crazymase 9
rough. what a dick
manMadeFAIL 7
haha some dicks are hard and others are soft !!
whoisthisgirl 4
many smokers are extremely ignorant... unfortunately
CommonSenseKarma 17
They refuse to look at the negatives because they don't want to stop. Morons.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Move out?
ThatLSUFan 4
Punch him in the dick and say stop being a bitch and quit
krissbrunnette 0
hide his ciggs
rrrmmmvvv 0
As if he can't go to the store and buy more.
tktom7 6
pee on the filters of them... problem solved
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
and what does op do when his dad wrecks the house looking for his tabs. just move away when he smokes...
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
@64 Cigarettes are expensive as hell. Who wants to continuously buy cigarettes. The price alone should make people want to refuse smoking.
monnanon 14
@96 smoke does travel you know.
shrinkydinks 0
that just sucks! what a dick
soccerguy2 11
that sucks. maybe your mom will talk him out of smoking.
Garytt 0
maybe no
SuperDerp 8
agree with 1. my dad decided one day to just quit and he did
taycandy96 2
You should try to convince your dad to go outside to smoke. That's what I made my grandpa do because I also have asthma.
marix54888 0
same
TheDrifter 24
I say get some fresh air and you go outside when he smokes. It is his house after all.
pandasingermany 0
no that shouldn't smoke in the first place,dosent matter whose house it is
Bassmasterclassi 2
smoking cured my asthma
Zhu8 5
An getting kicked in the crotch cured my erectile disfunction.
mizcamenaija 0
lol nice one
Mira Lux 26
Yeah..No. My bf and some of his family members have asthma and no it not genetic. The ones that have asthma in his family are smokers(besides my bf. He has had asthma since he was a baby, thanks to his mom and Aunt.
dayve 0
that's terrible I have asthma too
shift_love 13
tell your dad to get a grip and relax with some creamy beige baileys as his new habit
marijuanasmoker4 3
Mmm... creamy...
Lqum26 0
yes!!!! Old Greg!!!!!!
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
The Mighty Boosh. Gotta love Noel Fielding and his retarded mind.