Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
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Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML
Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my aunt what an “attention-seeking drama queen” I’ve been lately. All I asked was that she not smoke around me. I’ve had asthma all my life and am currently recovering from Covid. She thinks it’s all a conspiracy, meanwhile I haven’t taken a deep breath in weeks. FML
Today, my parents have smoked for most of their lives and are both healthy as horses. Meanwhile, I smoked for two years, then went through hell quitting, and just had my first asthma attack and was lectured about "long term effects of tobacco, even after cessation." THIS IS BULLSHIT! FML
Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
Today, my doctor told me that my lungs are as bad as a 60-year-old heavy smoker's. I'm 19 and I've never touched a cigarette in my life. FML
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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I_Iz_Emo 0
Your dad is an asshole
crazymase 9
rough. what a dick
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Comments (197)
nrk808 0
How old are you? If you're old enough to be in your own place, you should move out - and when/if your dad ever comes to visit, tell him there's no smoking! I'd even hang a sign.
Mellalala 0
That is a serious problem tell him to stop being so hard-headed.
whitesox365 0
if you fought in any war, i automatically give you permission to smoke. i just do
PopTart12 0
Your Father is a self-obsorbed , Incomceterate douche bag . YdidntDI . Why are people so stupid to believe "YDI" ? I mean I understand the ocaisonal accidental ipod touch pushing the button but really?!? You Dont deserve it . bless your heart .
gemzroxya 0
i have the same problem -.-
paigeorpage123 0
What, is it not possible for you to walk away from your dad while he's having a smoke? I mean, what he said was a dickish move but you can stay away from him.
elizabethecho 0
that reminds me of my dad he does that to my little brother and the only reason he has ashma is bc his mom smoked while she was prego
monnanon 14
Damn smokers have it good don't they? They can disagree with doctors whenever they like, take extra breaks at work and kill their children in an almost untracable way right in front of peoples eyes. Wow I wish I was a smoker.
K_Delaney 0
the same thing happened to me when I was five ;-;
lovelierlex 0
How can anyone deserve that?