Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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starxshine 0
jerk
FYLDeep 26
I'm no expert, but I think he was trying to get into your pants...
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Comments (123)
marinus_fml 20
at least you made a friend for once right?
PrincessPaytonn 0
someones sexy(:
marinus_fml 20
ahha you?? :)
MassEffectNerd 0
now comes the awkward time at work when he stares at you for your entire time there
Good_old_Grim 8
Your naiveté is simply adorable...
Cinn_fml 23
Well, at least he was honest. If that was all he was interested in, then you've dodged a bullet by not wasting too much time on building a friendship with him.
denaysanders 0
lol
GluttunousQueen 0
I hate it when that happens.
MissErikaHart 0
how often does it happen?
franniedottp 8
misserika... weren't you the one who was having an argument with a girl about being pretty?
5t3ff1k4h 47
63- Yes, she was.
Schizomaniac 24
Lololololol.
perdix 31
A big part of starting a new job is figuring out the benefits. He was trying to find out if a friendship with you was going to have benefits, but you weren't interested in handling his package.
kamineko 4
lol - your comments are always good, but this time you are even better!
ChrisSG 0
pointless, just don't talk to him next time.. pointless fml
Rubybabeexx 0
what a douchee. i dunt see the fml here thoo......
matticus27 14
it would have been a better FML if wen u got home u found out ur bf was cheating on u