Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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starxshine 0
jerk
FYLDeep 26
I'm no expert, but I think he was trying to get into your pants...
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Comments (123)
MaJiN_fml 2
131 I was just saying the same thing.
cinnomonroll 0
how is this an fml you didn't cheat on your bf and u didn't make the mistake of being his friend. he's a Jack ass
nikkirl5 1
well now you know what he wanted ..
ninjafrogz66 0
so you're not a *****! deal homie
Sbabedee 0
Aha typical coworkers>_
wriptidez 0
hes a sex feen anyways
boatkicker 5
Fiend, not feen.
koolkitty0978 12
at least you're pretty right?
MiLM 37
He's a jerk. Anyway- proud of you, OP! ;)
kittykat1501 31
O~O