Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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starxshine 0
jerk
FYLDeep 26
I'm no expert, but I think he was trying to get into your pants...
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Comments (123)
dannodavis 0
Repeat, this one was on here about a month ago.
katelynjoy 0
It's kind of sad how you know it's a repeat.. Epecially since you know when it was on here last.
SpicyDuck 22
It's also sad that you can't even begin to consider that no matter how odd circumstances might be, the same things can happen to different people.
Schizomaniac 24
It's also sad that people die without getting to say good-bye to their loved ones.
WallyTheWombat 0
That last comment was depressing :(
ragzilla 0
luckily, someone wants to **** you. that means you're hot.
Desurain23 0
"boo hoo im sad! a guy hit on me until i said i was a faithful girlfriend." maybe post a real problem next time sugar-****.
Xavi89 0
Amen! Too
Amber_the_Great 0
good point
boatkicker 5
Alternatively "Today I was happy that I finally made a friend at work. Turns out, he didn't want to talk to me after all. Now I'm stuck lonely and bored during my breaks again."
longtimesunshine 4
sexism, gotta love it.
Mr_Zachary 0
He was making an exchange proposal and you declined. I think you owe him a sammich.
NisaSayshi 24
Are you a three year old?
rizzkiyoshi 19
guys are dicks. get over it and move on
rizzkiyoshi 19
I've absolutely no problem with the fact that I'm a bitch,thanks
Amber_the_Great 0
so FYL because the guy left?
xoCOURTNIEox 0
wow what a douche !!
xoCOURTNIEox 0
run after him act like your going to seduce his & then kick him in the nuts :) problem solved
jamjenni2774 0
what a d1ck head !!!!!!
DineshKarthikesu 0
I guess things just don't 'work' out for you..