Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Top comments
Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
mapmeep 1
that's what you get for having family trips to Wal- Mart like it's Disneyland.
johnjones95 0
Romantic
cmac86 24
your vacations must rock if you take family trips to walmart. seriously, I live in Arkansas and nobody that i know or ever heard of does that. your family makes white trash look like white tie!
zack11289 3
Arkansas ftw. I work at a Walmart in arkansas, you have no idea the horrors endured
desiidestruction 0
I'm from Texas. We have some of the biggest Rednecks. But nothing compares to this. lmfao :)
JesseJaymz 0
woooo texas!!
DrainedOfSanity 4
white trash spawning. was National Geographic there? FYL
veronica21 0
that's funny way to go
Anaxes 5
#95 - This post is one of 2 things: Asinine - Go away. Sarcasm - We're too poor to afford dingoes in my town, we have to make up for it in wombats.
Krissmerida 0
hope she said no!!!
Vega187 0
Fyl for bad grammar if he was your stepdad they would already be married. So I think he just a boy friend and soon to be stepdad
osguy 0
what a romantic guy. but i am much more romantic i would have pulled off some elaborate proposal to wow my girl.