Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
skyeyez9 25
Alot of my friends and myself sometimes shop at Wal-Mart. And my best friend I met here in colorado, is married to a multi millionaire and walmart is one of her favorite places to shop.
gusgus36 5
hahaha how lame! did the ring come from walmart too? lol
MyMichaelJackson 0
haha how unromantic..
ppzh_08 4
Hahahahaha how romantic?? Well let's look at the bright side...atleast it was in walmart and not in a bathroom or something loll
fearnothing 0
What's better: it was caught on camera. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=9281
volleyball_babee 0
how's this a fml? **** her life for having a anti-romance husband.
HappyPickles 11
Soo.... did he take your Mom ring shopping - seeing they were already in Wal-Mart?
Rwoem13 0
classy, wa the ring from wal-mart too?!
Anaxes 5
Hmmmm... I "don't" live in Australia and I play WoW. Those are some assumptions there. Nice one. Too bad they're wrong. When you Assume, you make an Ass out of you, and an ass out of me. There are a total of 0 Starbucks in my city. You however appear to be an American, so I believe your opinion of my nationality is invalid. Fun Fact: There are more obese people in America than there are people (Everybody) in Australia. You're one fake sentient being there.
AboveTheRest 6
obviously some people don't have stepdads so they wouldn't understand: if you hate your step dad, it's really hard to live with them. fights, crying, complaining and everything pisses you off. I would know so even though she's not getting married, she's gunna have to live with for the next whatever years.