Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
Anaxes 5
Note the end of my post. That and most images happen to be of the exterior. And of people with their mouths wide open... And a dreamy do nut store
Jbiebs82 0
HEY !! You all are hypocrits! It's not where he proposes it's the thought! so all of you shush.. It's fine! I don't see this fml worthy!
Jbiebs82 0
god you people suck! it's not like he proposed at mcdonalds
Malagon 0
What if the Mcdonalds is inside walmart is that classier?
Pengwolf 0
u listen to Justin bieber. stfu
Jbiebs82 0
You know, personaly I don't. this is my sisters account.. my account like won't let me logg in on my computer, only my siblings accounts so you stfu
spzb 3
that's a hillbilly for ya!
NickTM 0
Nice to see romance isn't dead.
anaisnin 0
The cheaper the booze, the more you can buy, therefore the more drunk you can get!
FerrariCake 2
Because he had just picked out her engagement ring in the jewelry department. He tossed it into the cart with the motor oil and pork rinds.
terror_twins 0
romantic.
nhendley3 0
Pussayyyy(:
Nathan96_fml 0
hahaha bet that will work out:)
OwNowBrownCow 0
the wedding will be at k-mart
LilAfo 4
and the honeymoon?
pariah13 0
is K-Mart still around?
Nylecroc 0
oh look who shops at walmart look up peopleofwalmart. org(?) maybe .com it's pretty funny