Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
skitzoyd 0
so? quit being a cry baby
AlejandroEdwardo 0
Well think of it this way, at least he didn't buy the ring at walmart. And why are people putting you totally deserve it? how does she deserve it?
Salaminizer 0
Sounds like OP's stepdad either a) is missing teeth b) owns a lifted truck with mud tires c) keeps a shotgun in the back of aforementioned truck d) all of the above in other words, this is southern romance at it's best. I would know, I live there.
gijoe33w 0
Sounds like the punch-line foe a redneck joke.
gijoe33w 0
for* stupid iPod.
Lisimal 7
Go check out www.peopleofwalmart.com Maybe you'll find a picture of them there!
Lisimal 7
I found them! http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=14412#comments
redtigerlily 5
Stop being am insensitive bitch. This is a cute story.
baileyw 0
that's fancy
CaptCesar 0
37- lmao! xD
JokeMeister 0
You should have said something as soon as you got back to the trailer park.
iCommentFML 0
Lol at least we know that he know whats romantic is