Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
sweetdreams999 0
lol @7 way to find your soulmate :P
jj2014 0
your mom was on roll back price
joshgoth98 0
Haha that sucks...
Anaxes 5
It isn't really THAT bad... I think, although I have no idea of what the inside of a Wal-Mart is like (I'm Australian, no multiple Starbucks on any one of our streets either, mainly because there are none). Technically it means he wants to know if she loves him for who he is, rather than attempting to bribe her with a one time restaurant visit.
lanester25 0
I would have ran him over with a bugee
lolkirst 0
pure class :D you're a lucky girl
Anaxes 5
Well, of course it could be him just being a cheap bastard, but it's a possibility.
mrssocal619 0
oh how romantic hahha
czarofandronia 0
LOLOL did he give her a ring or a coupon? xD
greggiee 0
32's commen=win
Ashleigh255 0
hahahaha oh wow.
Anaxes 5
I must beseech you Sweet_Candy_, oh American one, could you lead me to an image of what a standard Wal-Mart looks like? I googled it, apparently my IP is blocked from the website I clicked on, I've never even heard of the site before.
LoVesg12 0
lol wow....classy!