Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
ShadowPunkChick 1
YOUR life is ****** because your mother got engaged at Walmart? I don't see how location affects YOU at all! I wouldn't say this is a FML for you mother either, yeah it's not the most ideal place but its the proposal that matters not the place..
godlydrmmr 0
Classy
episode 0
talk about romantic lol.
Grosdebile 0
KLK
Grosdebile 0
Where is my brilliant poetry dedicated to this extraordinary man's best friend and I died like an idiot in popcorn ??????? Horrible bastards! You should all die of shame.
Grosdebile 0
Rahan, where are you man? You died like an idiot in the popcorn, what asshole! But I love you anyway ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Rahan Rahan, where are you man? You died like an idiot in the popcorn, what asshole! But I love you anyway ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Rahan Rahan, where are you man? You died like an idiot in the popcorn, what asshole! But I love you anyway ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Rahan Rahan, where are you man? You died like an idiot in the popcorn, what asshole! But I love you anyway ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Rahan Rahan, where are you man? You died like an idiot in the popcorn, what asshole! But I love you anyway ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Rahan Rahan, where are you man? You died like an idiot in the popcorn, what asshole! But I love you anyway ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Rahan Rahan, where are you man? You died like an idiot in the popcorn, what asshole! But I love you anyway ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Rahan Rahan, where are you man? You died like an idiot in the popcorn, what asshole! But I love you anyway ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Rahan
swimchic007 0
Hahaha, Anaxes that was amazing :) #66, have you ever seen the 333 ways to get Kicked out of Walmart list? Pretty hillarious.
TigerNicole 6
lol my uncle proposed to my aunt through a mcdonalds window a long time ago and it was the first time they met and she said yes and they are still hapily married
pfunk129 1
I bet the registry is at Dollar Tree
ijrnelson 0
not an FYL, F her Life.