Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
LaPincheLily 0
what a cheap ass
Ruff_fml 3
119 just owned 109 :)
emofreak1797 0
throw rice at his head lol
Grosdebile 0
Why so much violence and wickedness? And besides, it's wasteful.
Grosdebile 0
Nowadays, the wedding was beautiful and colorful as before it was black and white (my photo of my parents' marriage, they are all gray).
LilAfo 4
2nd that :/
imright24 0
A family trip to walmarts? Did you camp in the parking lot?
Grosdebile 0
In loving memory of my best friend, Rahan Jones, killed in a pop-corn explosion in a Santa Barbara Wal-Mart. RIP man, love you forever. Tell why the day and night? Why water, fire, earth? And why the wind, the rain? Why all those great mysteries? Rahan, the wild child ages Rahan, faster than the wind Stronger than the waves of the ocean Still further, Rahan Rahan, children of men Teach and give your knowledge Beat you, we invented the worlds greatest Still more beautiful, Rahan Cry over Hurricane Bats now face the demons giants Alone among the great wizards Let your voice sings of freedom Exclamations of horror, hunger, blood Cree oblivion Your life is a scream, Rahan Rahan, forget the fierce times Fear that the darkest night You see extended to the moon so round All the world smiles Rahan, when the sun hides There very far in his den Descend deep under the setting sun Dive into the light Only lost in nature You fight, son of the dark ages Walk in the mists of time Life is a constant challenge Shout louder, fighting death Shout your body Life is a child's cry There are over 500,000 seasons, Mount Blue awoke. All night the volcano spat curses her womb Fire on the horde of Craho wise. At the dawn of humanity, the dawn of the dark Mount Blue had saved a child. He called Rahan. And now the son of the wise Craho dashed again into the unknown, to explore the mysterious deep lair of the sun, to discover the vast horde of those who walk upright: men. For learning and understanding, this was her destiny fate of Rahan son ages fierce. Rahan, among men wild You run like a lost child Your heart, hotter than all the fires of a volcano Burn a greater hope Rahan, you sing the prehistory Men, tells the victories Many victories as the stones of a stream As the memory of time Go even further Rahan Go higher and higher, Rahan You want to know everything Rahan Your life is a cry Rahan Tell why the day and night? Why water, fire, earth? And why the wind, the rain? Why all those great mysteries? Go even further Rahan Go higher and higher, Rahan You want to know everything Rahan Your life is a cry Rahan
underpaid011 0
I have a picture of that. I posted it to people of wal-mart. double FYL for you.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^ That took more effort than it was worth, my friend. Are you homeschooled, OP? If so, family trip to WalMart = field trip!
Grosdebile 0
To whom you speak, rot? Have you no heart???
Anaxes 5
WoW is the widely used acronym for World of Warcraft. I didn't say all americans were fat, only that there was > 21,000,000 fat Americans. That and there are no Starbucks in the City in where I live. :P I dislike people who make wrong assumptions. Anaxes get mad. Anaxes smash and enslave and feed things into grinders. Mainly Mac users, sometimes people who like life.