Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Top comments
Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
Vedder 0
That's awesome. Most people get engaged somewhere they first met or had their first date. But to also get engaged where they bought the ring? Well, that's a whole new level of special. If she said yes, then they deserve each other.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So what? Why is this an FML? Just because it wasn't some big expensive way to do it? I got proposed to where I worked at a grocery store and I was thrilled. I feel sorry for any guy that may someday propose to you because I doubt it'll be good enough for you. At least they didn't run off and elope. Maybe he just wanted an audience.
meatheadzack 0
classy haha
idio_fml 0
should have taken her to mcdonalds.
angie1239 0
57, LOL
mamiismoothx3 0
lmao!! sucks for uu
Eyeliner_fml 0
why is that a fyl?
RantingPanda 0
you know you love a redneck wedding!
allioxenfree 1
haha, fyl, it's rollback time!
moon21_fml 0
haha, nice one! :D
nerdsgetmehot 23
Classy. Are they getting married at Wal-Mart?